Editor’s note: when the author uses terms like “you people”, he is not literally referring to YOU people ( Read more... )

so, I posted this a a half-joke over at the PD forums, then realized that maybe it was actually something approaching a really good idea ( Read more... )

remember when I posted that little mini-rant about Bush deciding to sell F-16s to the Paks and how it would piss off India which was a HUGE mistake since they are our only real hope of containing China's inevitable expansion ( Read more... )

to everyone who lied to me about having fraudulently voted for me in the "best pizza" contest. Out of about 70 or 80 people who claimed to have sent in a vote for my place, we actualy recieved 16 votes. good enough for 6th place in a contest where the top 5 got a write-up in the paper. 3 more fucking votes would have put us at 5th. so to those of ( Read more... )

If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.

At this point, we can assume that the decline of American geopolitical influence is inevitable, and that in a few short years we will be briefly on an equal footing with the Chinese as they pass us for ascendancy to Global Superpower status. The only possible counterbalance we have, both in a military sense and an economic sense, is India. The ( Read more... )

Good News: A girl called me up just now and asked if I'd want to go out for beers with her tonight.

Bad News: It was Xtine.

WTF?

I... Iodine
You scored 59 Mass, 54 Electronegativity, 37 Metal, and 80 Radioactivity! You're the misunderstood super-star. You demand that the people of the ( Read more... )

"anyone who desn't think that duct tape is a legitimate fabric has their head so far up their ass that their head is coming back out of their own mouth again." -

Me, in a very interesting conversation about haute couteur.

Cross posted from the PD.com forums, where someone tried to call me out as a racist closet republican for an offhand sarcastic comment. Upon re-reading, I felt that I had accidentally written something valid and potentially informative, so here it is ( Read more... )