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[oxymoronia]

States blacklist 'flu-source' Melbourne

Victoria has been blacklisted as the country's swine-flu capital, with children who travel to Melbourne to be banned from school for seven days when they return home

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[merle_]

Awesome! Once everyone else has fled in fear, let me know. Sounds like a good place to colonize. ;-)

[oxymoronia]

That's the perfect solution for our water shortage! After the population has dwindled to almost nothing, we can start again with a more savvy stock. Who hopefully won't have forgetten how to cook Malaysian hawker food.