States blacklist 'flu-source' Melbourne Victoria has been blacklisted as the country's swine-flu capital, with children who travel to Melbourne to be banned from school for seven days when they return home.
New South Wales, Queensland and South Australia all implemented the tough new measures today, while Tasmania said anyone returning from Victoria with cold or flu symptoms would be isolated in homes and hotels
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To the rest of Australia, Victoria is now in the same category as swine-flu source countries Mexico, Panama and Japan.
There are now 521 cases of swine flu in Victoria, an increase of 126 since yesterday. Nationally, there are more than 600 cases.
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Er, wait, is this not supposed to be funny?