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Porn Battle VII (The Seven Deadly Sins)

Jan 25, 2009 18:48

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I Just Wanna Talk to You, SNL, Mark Wahlberg/Donkey lp_drumline7 January 27 2009, 21:28:42 UTC

I apologize in advance for any brains I break.

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It's just donkey sex. That's all. He's Mark fucking Wahlberg. He doesn't care.

He'd kick that donkey to the curb if he wanted to. I produce Entourage. It's his best pick-up line, gets all the ladies running. Gets all the donkeys running.

He bets Donkey hasn't even seen Entourage. But he did it anyway. What a trooper.

Mark zips up his jeans and gives the donkey a nod.

"Nice fucking you, Donkey. We should do it again sometime. This was real good."

He salutes the donkey, and gets a blink in response, two eyes shutting at different times because donkeys aren't the brightest.

"Say hi to your mother for me."

Re: I Just Wanna Talk to You, SNL, Mark Wahlberg/Donkey calleigh_j January 27 2009, 21:30:53 UTC

Brain...broken.

But in the best possible way.

two eyes shutting at different times because donkeys aren't the brightest

*dies laughing*

Re: I Just Wanna Talk to You, SNL, Mark Wahlberg/Donkey lp_drumline7 January 27 2009, 21:37:51 UTC

XDD I try, I try.

I just watched this skit yesterday. And felt a need to ruin everyone's day as a consequence, apparently!

Re: I Just Wanna Talk to You, SNL, Mark Wahlberg/Donkey calleigh_j January 27 2009, 21:39:14 UTC

I just saw Mark Wahlberg on Top Gear (again), and thus he is very clearly in my mind right now, making this even more hilarious. My day is most definitely not ruined!

Re: I Just Wanna Talk to You, SNL, Mark Wahlberg/Donkey lp_drumline7 January 27 2009, 21:40:25 UTC

Hahah! Oh, that doesn't help. Or helps a lot.

Me, I've just been mainlining Entourage lately. Luckily, a producer who only shows up in one or two episodes doesn't make for too much brain breaky.

I can't vouch for the donkey, though. I don't think he'll ever be the same.

Re: I Just Wanna Talk to You, SNL, Mark Wahlberg/Donkey calleigh_j January 27 2009, 21:42:21 UTC

It helps!!

Poor, poor donkey. It's just...*remembers the blinking with the two eyes separately and dies again*

Re: I Just Wanna Talk to You, SNL, Mark Wahlberg/Donkey lp_drumline7 January 27 2009, 21:43:08 UTC

HAHAHA. Well, maybe it won't remember. Poor soul isn't the brightest bulb.

But Mark will remember. Oh, how Mark will remember.

Re: I Just Wanna Talk to You, SNL, Mark Wahlberg/Donkey calleigh_j January 27 2009, 21:44:41 UTC

But Mark will remember. Oh, how Mark will remember.

ROTFLOL. Seriously, you're killing me!

Re: I Just Wanna Talk to You, SNL, Mark Wahlberg/Donkey lp_drumline7 January 27 2009, 21:45:11 UTC

XDDDDDD I try, I try!

<3333

Re: I Just Wanna Talk to You, SNL, Mark Wahlberg/Donkey calleigh_j January 27 2009, 21:45:58 UTC

You are succeeding!

Re: I Just Wanna Talk to You, SNL, Mark Wahlberg/Donkey angstbunny January 27 2009, 21:33:07 UTC

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Re: I Just Wanna Talk to You, SNL, Mark Wahlberg/Donkey lp_drumline7 January 27 2009, 21:38:00 UTC

Yeah, even I don't know.

Re: I Just Wanna Talk to You, SNL, Mark Wahlberg/Donkey astrum_presul January 27 2009, 21:33:33 UTC

*cackles* SO FUNNY.

Thank you.

Re: I Just Wanna Talk to You, SNL, Mark Wahlberg/Donkey lp_drumline7 January 27 2009, 21:38:16 UTC

Bahaha XD No, thank you.

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Re: I Just Wanna Talk to You, SNL, Mark Wahlberg/Donkey lp_drumline7 January 27 2009, 21:39:24 UTC

Well, I look like a girl on the outside, but nobody knows my peenur's actually ten inches long. ...Oops. Secret's out.

Thank you XDD

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