I Just Wanna Talk to You, SNL, Mark Wahlberg/Donkeylp_drumline7January 27 2009, 21:28:42 UTC
I apologize in advance for any brains I break.
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It's just donkey sex. That's all. He's Mark fucking Wahlberg. He doesn't care.
He'd kick that donkey to the curb if he wanted to. I produce Entourage. It's his best pick-up line, gets all the ladies running. Gets all the donkeys running.
He bets Donkey hasn't even seen Entourage. But he did it anyway. What a trooper.
Mark zips up his jeans and gives the donkey a nod.
"Nice fucking you, Donkey. We should do it again sometime. This was real good."
He salutes the donkey, and gets a blink in response, two eyes shutting at different times because donkeys aren't the brightest.
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It's just donkey sex. That's all. He's Mark fucking Wahlberg. He doesn't care.
He'd kick that donkey to the curb if he wanted to. I produce Entourage. It's his best pick-up line, gets all the ladies running. Gets all the donkeys running.
He bets Donkey hasn't even seen Entourage. But he did it anyway. What a trooper.
Mark zips up his jeans and gives the donkey a nod.
"Nice fucking you, Donkey. We should do it again sometime. This was real good."
He salutes the donkey, and gets a blink in response, two eyes shutting at different times because donkeys aren't the brightest.
"Say hi to your mother for me."
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send help, can't stop laughing
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Thanks, bb ♥
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Say hi to your mother for me!
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Oh, and I will. I will say hi to my mother for you.
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WHAT.
*DYING*
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