Title: The Beard
Author: Leah
Rating: PG. Probably.
Summary: Drunkenness leads to a stupid idea. Like usual.
Notes: Sharmy went out of her way to be nice to Simon and here I am, being a dick again. Sorry, Simon.
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“I’ve been thinking of getting a beard, maybe,” he said. )
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"You want food and shit, right?"
"Just food." LMAO
Also, I forgot that his mum decides she doesn't like me instantly, without me even saying anything rude. Those are perceptive talents, my friend.
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These words placed in that order win my heart foreeeverrrr.
Also your Rich is just excellent here, and shit :D
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Rich is fucking awesome to write because he's just an excuse to swear until it loses all meaning.
Thanks!
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Rich is always hilarious!
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I FEEL ACCOMPLISHED.
And it's true.
Rich makes any story funny.
Except maybe that terrifying one by Sharmie.
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