Those phone kiosk workers at the mall are savages, I swear to God.

I've been buying things on itunes in that weird hour or so where I'm loopy because of the ambien. I keep saying "Computer, I do not remember buying that Zach Galifianakis special... But, I will watch it anyway," when I wake up the next day.

It's almost like genius, only it actually gives me things I want.

Carissa and have our tickets for DC
Also, I have butterflies.

I had such a good day today.

Words I Love:

Ancillary
Boorish
Catalytically
Cellar
Circumvent
Comfortable
Complexities
Copasetic
Crook
Crooked
Daffodil
Echolalia
Eradicate
Ethereal
Expedite
Fortuitous
Grim
Languish
Lucidity
Malarky
Mitigating
Mercurial
Omit
Ostracize
Ossuary
Relic
Soliloquy
Taciturn
Transfusions
Vacuity
Wound(ed)

Words I Hate:

Dollap
Splatter
Preggers

Carissa and I are going out to DC over January 20 to hang out with a million of our BFFs and then go to the Natural History Museum to look at the dinosaurs and the National Air and Space Museum to look at the helicopters because God, do I love helicopters.

I AM SO EXCITED, OK?

I went to the thrift store today and there was a McSweeney's Quarterly Concern from 2002 and I was like:

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Cheburashka (or the best thing you'll watch all week)

Are you on twitter? I need moar friends.

The Mars Phoenix updates are pretty bittersweet.

The only thing I want you to know before I go is that you're loved immensely.

I can't stop sleeping. I'm probably dying.

As long as it's after tomorrow night, I'm good, I think.