The Chocolate Plot Bunnies of the Apocalypse

[overnighter]

So I was harassing brandywine421 yesterday because LJ was being persnickety about all of the various stories I wish that other people would write for me.

Seriously, I am apparently incapable of finishing any story ever, so some other kind soul has to come along and reward me for (maybe) one day finishing my BBB story. Okay?

I am stealing a page from reni_days and

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[brandywine421]

I still love number 6. Even without the threesome from my rambling idea last night. Maybe Brendon's publicist pumped up the whole sad backstory of his parents kicking him out (when in RL it was maybe only for a couple of months) and how he had to work through his senior year of high school (when in RL, he worked at the Smoothie Hut even before he got kicked out for those few months and crashed at his friend Brent's house) and even though he's cool with his family now, maybe even goes to church with them for their benefit when he's in town; there's tension between them because the interviewers always bring up the story and when he tells them how it wasn't really as bad as everyone thinks, the reporters always spin it like he's just being humble or whatever and he doesn't have many real friends once he got 'discovered' and moved out of Vegas to focus on his career and then suddenly he had lots of friends after he got his first hit and he does the party/club thing but when he wants to go see a movie, like the new Pixar or something,

[brandywine421]

You know I have work to do and this run-on sentence faux-paragraph took forever. But - it's probably better than the story would be!

[overnighter]

I'm pretty much going to have to demand that you write me this story when you are done with your BBB.

There is PINING. There are MISUNDERSTANDINGS. Brendon is the LONELIEST ROCKSTAR. Possibly, there are threesomes. It is AMAZING.

It's almost my birthday month! You know you want to!

[brandywine421]

Boo! I think you owe me a story first!

And Zippy's totally glaring at us right now.

[overnighter]

I did not go to the Sound of Music place, mostly because it never occurred to me. But now that you've mentioned it -- tell me more!

Is Spencer The Captain? Is it still set in WWII? Did Novice Brendon leave the Mormon abbey?????

I am so intrigued!

I am willing to wait until you are ready to tell stories again. They are always worth it!

[overnighter]

Oh my God -- I want this story. I want it so bad. (Aw, Spencer is the best! And Ryan wants him to be happy!) The world needs this story.

It's a month, that's what I keep telling myself. A whole month. (Then I laugh hysterically at my grand ambitions, but let's not talk about me.)

[overnighter]

So many good stories! I wish I could write anything decent these days (although I am closer and closer on the labor story. It will be done. It just remains to see if that's going to end up as my BBB or if I will finish it first and finish the orig BBB instead.)

[overnighter]

Hee. You may know it as Ryan Ross's Debilitating Cocaine Addiction. :) We're trying to finish in time for BBB.

How was my second-favorite City by the Bay today?

[miss_begonia]

I am still lol'ing at the idea of Spencer as a jock of any sort. Though that video is adorbs.

I think that #7 corresponds to the as-yet-unwritten (I think?) PATD Sopranos AU. "So what, no fuckin' ziti now?"

Seriously tho, these rule. I would read them all. Especially if they weren't written about PATD.

[overnighter]

AHAHAHA. The Sopranos AU. That would be awesome. Who would be Tony, though?

Also, I do believe that Spencer played baseball. Totally a jock. (not a jock.) :)

*waves from the future*

[vaginasandsuch]

omg, 10 and 11 are THE BEST IDEAS EVER.

also, add? =)

[overnighter]

INORITE?

I don't understand why the Internet does not do as I demand. It makes me sad.

Spencer! Ryan! Shenanigans! Straight-arrow (but secretly nerdy) Brendon Urie! Shane could be Lassie! Ginger could be Henry! It would rock.