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Sep 10, 2006 21:16

bookstore shenanigans ( Read more... )

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gigantic September 11 2006, 01:32:07 UTC
their baby looks chinese.

My mother said the exact same thing when we flipped through the spread at the store the other day.

Also, dude. I don't think I could ever even muster the courage to ask someone to help me find my sex books. I mean, wtf.

ZOMG what are you writing?

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overloved September 11 2006, 01:36:43 UTC
not that i care, but that baby was not created naturally by those two fuckers.

anyway, he should learn how to have anal from popslash, like decent people.

i am failing at trecket. failing.

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gigantic September 11 2006, 01:50:21 UTC
Aahahaha, popslash.

omg omg Treckett! You should email it to me so I can tell you how you're not failing at it.

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thegoldsky September 11 2006, 03:31:42 UTC
I'd be happy to look at it also. ♥

CJ and I are totally partners in Travis/Beckett. I'm more than okay with making it a threesome in crime.

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bossymarmalade September 11 2006, 01:33:26 UTC
the internets pretty much exists just so you can by your kinky sex books without involving me! shit.

That made me laugh for like five minutes straight. ahahahahahahah! You are so the BEST.

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overloved September 11 2006, 01:35:29 UTC
the only saving grace is that we didn't have it so i didn't have to actually walk this sick fucker over to sexuality and look for it! i've worked here for a year, and today was the very first time anyone's asked me to find a book with the word 'anal' in the title.

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quoth_the September 11 2006, 01:37:22 UTC
I had a middle aged couple buy a sex swing the other day and the entire time I'm ringing them up(and he's fucking HAGGLING with me) I was like "what the crap? this is what teh internets is for"

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overloved September 11 2006, 01:39:50 UTC
dude, you work somewhere that sells sex swings?

siriusly, tho, who would even bother to buy that stuff in person?

aside: your icon makes me imagine bill beckett going to a salon to have his junk waxed. thanks, raven.

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quoth_the September 11 2006, 01:47:09 UTC
yes, yes I do. The store I work at is a lame version of Spencer's Gifts, so we have the whole "adult novelty" section. We also sell bongs. It's really the best job ever.

Also, it wouldn't surprise me in the LEAST if he did.

In other news, just to play agitator, rumour has it that GCH and TAI are opening for the spring FOB tour

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overloved September 11 2006, 01:51:39 UTC
OMG WHATEVER SHUT UP I'M GOING TO HAVE A CARDIAC EPISODE.

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aydub September 11 2006, 02:32:21 UTC
Janel just told me an interesting story from the past week from the Borders she works at.

She was helping a guy and as she was talking to him, he stuck his hands down his pants and rolled stuff around down there for about 30 seconds and then cupped his hand over his nose and mouth and took a good hearty wiff. Wierd.

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overloved September 11 2006, 02:33:37 UTC
OH MY GAWD. i would have vommed all over his shoes.

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carta September 11 2006, 02:45:44 UTC
It is amazing how many people think Suri looks - well, like she isn't actually The Spawn of Tom. I think they played sex games with a turkey baster and an unidentified source, if you know what I mean.

And really, I don't know anyone outside of the media who was chafing at the bit to see this kid to begin with.

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overloved September 11 2006, 02:52:48 UTC
like, if celebrities want to put their lives out there like a circus performance, then i'll watch. but if i never saw this baby, i could not have cared less.

maybe they went to www.adoptanasianbaby.com...

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