the only saving grace is that we didn't have it so i didn't have to actually walk this sick fucker over to sexuality and look for it! i've worked here for a year, and today was the very first time anyone's asked me to find a book with the word 'anal' in the title.
I had a middle aged couple buy a sex swing the other day and the entire time I'm ringing them up(and he's fucking HAGGLING with me) I was like "what the crap? this is what teh internets is for"
yes, yes I do. The store I work at is a lame version of Spencer's Gifts, so we have the whole "adult novelty" section. We also sell bongs. It's really the best job ever.
Also, it wouldn't surprise me in the LEAST if he did.
In other news, just to play agitator, rumour has it that GCH and TAI are opening for the spring FOB tour
Janel just told me an interesting story from the past week from the Borders she works at.
She was helping a guy and as she was talking to him, he stuck his hands down his pants and rolled stuff around down there for about 30 seconds and then cupped his hand over his nose and mouth and took a good hearty wiff. Wierd.
It is amazing how many people think Suri looks - well, like she isn't actually The Spawn of Tom. I think they played sex games with a turkey baster and an unidentified source, if you know what I mean.
And really, I don't know anyone outside of the media who was chafing at the bit to see this kid to begin with.
like, if celebrities want to put their lives out there like a circus performance, then i'll watch. but if i never saw this baby, i could not have cared less.
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My mother said the exact same thing when we flipped through the spread at the store the other day.
Also, dude. I don't think I could ever even muster the courage to ask someone to help me find my sex books. I mean, wtf.
ZOMG what are you writing?
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anyway, he should learn how to have anal from popslash, like decent people.
i am failing at trecket. failing.
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omg omg Treckett! You should email it to me so I can tell you how you're not failing at it.
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CJ and I are totally partners in Travis/Beckett. I'm more than okay with making it a threesome in crime.
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That made me laugh for like five minutes straight. ahahahahahahah! You are so the BEST.
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siriusly, tho, who would even bother to buy that stuff in person?
aside: your icon makes me imagine bill beckett going to a salon to have his junk waxed. thanks, raven.
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Also, it wouldn't surprise me in the LEAST if he did.
In other news, just to play agitator, rumour has it that GCH and TAI are opening for the spring FOB tour
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She was helping a guy and as she was talking to him, he stuck his hands down his pants and rolled stuff around down there for about 30 seconds and then cupped his hand over his nose and mouth and took a good hearty wiff. Wierd.
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And really, I don't know anyone outside of the media who was chafing at the bit to see this kid to begin with.
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maybe they went to www.adoptanasianbaby.com...
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