I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the
aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat.
"Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer
the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?"

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask
how the chicken is cooked.

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who wants to be my valen....oh wait, that's gay.

....and now i can't watch espn for the next two weeks.

newsflash.
i have trouble expressing myself

three strikes.
i'm gay now.
bring it on gay guys.

its so hard to go to bed instead of watching beyond thunderdome all night.

dad:
"bryan, maybe you should start drinking, maybe then school would go better for you."

that seems backwards

things to add to mental vocabulary:
1.) fuck it
and
2.) just go for it!

also, continue with:

shut up dad

i am very much a fatalist.
i feel like shit, and mostly blame myself.
im on a self-loathing kick today, and i dont see that changing for any reason.