Another guy ranting to the bus driver about politics: "Yeah, and in those countries where they have that Muslim government, that really strict, you know, what is it, She-Ra Law?"

In UW Hospital cafeteria -- a group of students discussing their classes:
FIRST STUDENT: "I was writing about streptocroccus .. "
THE OTHERS: "Streptocroccus!" (Laugh)
FIRST: "Yeah, streptocroccus! That's a crocodile with a fungal infection!"

ANOTHER STUDENT (arriving late): "Sorry I'm late, there was a blockage in the HIV lanes."

TEEN to friend: "We got to see both the boys' AND the girls' ones."

HELADO SELLER: "Mexican ice cream! Strawberry, mango, and rice pudding!"
GIRL ON BEACH: "That's not real ice cream!"

GUY to family: "Every time we pass a Starbucks' we say 'Ch-ching'. You'd be surprised at how many times you say it!"

Yesterday, around 3, on Broadway:
Unhinged young man, to passersby: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Like they used to sing about in the seventies! Uh! Uh! Uh!"

Outside the QFC on Broadway, about an hour ago. The Real Change seller is helping a guy load groceries into his car.

GUY: So, how long has it been since you stopped drinking?
RC SELLER: About .. ten hours ago.

"I was just pulling it out of my pants!"

Somebody overhear something already.

Overheard on the route 5 bus at 3rd & Pike, on Sunday afternoon ( Read more... )

SCCC, waiting in line for the financial aid lady, 2-16-10

GAL: "Hey, it's Mardi Gras."
A GUY: "What's Mardi Gras?"
OTHER GAL: "It's, you know, Fat Tuesday."
FIRST GAL: "You know, when the girls get the beads by lifting up their .. ?"
GUY: "Oh, yeah."

GIRL outside computer lab: "..she should have a cow, and the cow should explode. Exploding cow. Go, go, do it, do it, right now. Exploding cow."