10 annoying things about my partner

[ourslutty_yoda]

1. He snores. It's this God awful sound like lying INSIDE a jet engine.

2. He has this thing with family. And morals and values and all this warm and fuzzy shit.

3. If he painted his nails black -- like mine! -- he'd be emo.

4. He stabbed me with a fork once. I mean, come on now. BE A MAN.

5. He also stole my purple pen. He says it's because he's

Comments

[imalways_right]

Re: #8 you'll keep them off each other once i'm gone right? without doing any bodily damage to either of them.

[ourslutty_yoda]

Ew. Yes.

[notantichrist]

I do NOT have a perpetual hard on for Jo.

And I'm not gay.

[ourslutty_yoda]

Gay.