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[ourdenouement]

Ladies. Gentlemen~

The Hitachiin brothers welcome you to another wonderful day in the City. Fortunately, we're feeling generous and having a special today.

[A smug, smug smirk - but very charming! You may even see a flash of his teeth]

Half-off for all cute customers that come to see us. We promise it'll be worth your time.

[And he grins in

Comments

[so_devilish]

Oi Kaoru, you look so cute~♥

[ourdenouement]

Ah, Hikaru, such a thing to say- Mm, but I-

[so_devilish]

Another good deed from the Hitachiin Brothers. We're just so kind lately~

[ourdenouement]

Indeed we are~ What would the City do without us, I wonder!

I. HAD. TO.

[misterblackbird]

I somehow don't think it would be quite worth one's time. No one likes a cheap gimmick.

I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD? :B

[ourdenouement]

That's not very nice to say at all- especially when I'm so starving-

>:E U DO NOT WANT INCEST!BLOOD, MMMKAY?

[misterblackbird]

Starving for what, I wonder.

but... but... it's pure and rare- like chinese century eggs

[ourdenouement]

Ah~ Ah~! I wonder. Perhaps you'd like to help out~?

[original_medic]

Oh, a special offer? What do you sell?

[ourdenouement]

An evening with us, of course- though perhaps it is Hikaru and I who are blessed with the lady's presence.

[original_medic]

An evening with...

[Three, two, one and the penny drops. She thinks you're male prostitutes, by the way - no host clubs in Naruto xD]

Oh! Oh, no, no thank you, I don't need anything of that sort, sorry! But, ehm, good luck with that offer and finding some customers!

[ourdenouement]

We're hosts! Hosts!

[Sadly he is USED TO THAT ASSUMPTION sob]

[haroicsacrifice]

I don't think that's moe, Kaoru.

[ourdenouement]

What's wrong? It's not your type~?

[haroicsacrifice]

You don't really have the teeth to be like that. You should stick to your normal routine.

[ourdenouement]

There's nothing wrong with my teeth, though~! Why is everyone being so mean?

1/2

[princess_crow]

Kao-

[WHEN SHE WAS WILLING TO MEET HIM]

2/2

[princess_crow]

Are those fangs fake?

[ourdenouement]

Maybe~ Maybe not~!

she can't tell if it's a curse or one of their cosplays

[princess_crow]

I was going to visit you today.