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[ourdenouement]

Ladies. Gentlemen~

The Hitachiin brothers welcome you to another wonderful day in the City. Fortunately, we're feeling generous and having a special today.

[A smug, smug smirk - but very charming! You may even see a flash of his teeth]

Half-off for all cute customers that come to see us. We promise it'll be worth your time.

[And he grins in

Comments

[original_medic]

Oh, a special offer? What do you sell?

[ourdenouement]

An evening with us, of course- though perhaps it is Hikaru and I who are blessed with the lady's presence.

[original_medic]

An evening with...

[Three, two, one and the penny drops. She thinks you're male prostitutes, by the way - no host clubs in Naruto xD]

Oh! Oh, no, no thank you, I don't need anything of that sort, sorry! But, ehm, good luck with that offer and finding some customers!

[ourdenouement]

We're hosts! Hosts!

[Sadly he is USED TO THAT ASSUMPTION sob]

lol

[original_medic]

I'm sorry! I thought you... I thought you were something else.

...you host parties? Or do you have a restaurant?

[ourdenouement]

Host club! Host club!

[original_medic]

I'm afraid I don't know what that is. I'm not sure we have them in my world.

[ourdenouement]

Eh~ Then you're really missing out. You should come! Come join us!

[original_medic]

Er... what do you do at a host club, exactly?

[ourdenouement]

You have fun.