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[ourcityscape]

Since someone stole all of the fun news to report on, I'll talk about some of the more day-to-day happiness. First and foremost, Jun-kun got me a Bayleef for my birthday! (Ohno-san got me a fish. Not that I'm not appreciative, Leader.) He's so friendly, though he likes to move furniture around in the condo using Vine Whip. He plays nice with Bonsly

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[notmarvelous]

I really lucked out with finding Bayleef, didn't I? He's such a pleasant addition to the chaos that the Pokemon usually bring in their wake.

I'm glad you like him so much.

[notmarvelous]

Of course my head's not lumpy! But feel free to keep poking around in my hair. Ahhh, it's not fair to use my weakness against me.

[ourcityscape]

It looks like you're right. No lumps, all good. So what would you say to a head-shaving experiment right about now?

[notmarvelous]

"Kazunari" is a really strange way to spell "Delilah". Unless you mean shaving your hair off.

[ourcityscape]

Nonono, Samson, I already told you that your eyebrows hold all your power.

[notmarvelous]

Ah, right. How could I forget my pride and joy?

So a couple's hair-shaving ceremony? I'm sure we could get Koki-kun to do the honors.

[ourcityscape]

What? Why am I involved? I've already shaved my head for drama roles. It's not going to be funny at all.

[notmarvelous]

Solidarity, Nino. It's what people do for their loved ones. And this time, you don't even have to wear that ridiculous hat with hair poking out.

[ourcityscape]

And I'll have Bidoof around to keep my head warm anyway. Hm, the more we talk about it, the better this idea is starting to sound.

But what will we do with all of that shampoo?

[notmarvelous]

Bidoof won't be able to hold on without some hair to cling to, unless you just drape him on top so he balances on his stomach.

Ah, that's actually a really cute image. Maybe even worth giving up my shampoo for.

[ourcityscape]

... now you're actually picturing it, aren't you?

[notmarvelous]

I am! Bidoof could be like those bird toys with the unique center of gravity so they can balance on their beaks. Except he would be on your head, little arms out, balancing on his belly.

[ourcityscape]

... dammit, why does Bidoof have to be so stupidly cute?

Oh, but this way, he won't have any hair to chew on. You know that his favorite chew toy. Maybe I should keep my hair after all.

[notmarvelous]

Maybe you could leave a little tuft in front for him to gnaw on. It could double as reins.

[ourcityscape]

Oh, I'm sounding more and more good-looking by the minute.

Are you sure you're still going to find me attractive?

[notmarvelous]

Hm, you bring up a good point. What would people think when I'm walking around town, gazing lovingly at a kewpie?