:: The Disingenuous Plurality of Depreciation ::

[otterlot]

In respect to my diet/exercise plan, I -- or rather, my weight -- has plateaued at 209 pounds. I haven't lost any additional weight for a week. My prior version of self would have been dismayed or depressed at this turn of events. Only 209? No loss! How awful! I'm not making any progress! he might be heard to utter

Comments

[caffeine_man]

I should take you to Whole Foods

[rabbit_rabbit]

8D

...wait, you're going to give your fats to me, aren't you? D8

[otterlot]

What makes you think -that-? :3