HIDE YOUR CHILDREN.

[otohsan]

Newsflash. According to random youtuber #935823535, I'm an ephebophile.

... ... ...

So, I'm sexually attracted to people my age? Oh. 'Kay.

Moving on from that, it looks like I have Swimmer's Ear. Sunnuva...

I WANT TO BE PART OF A FLASHMOB.

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[cruxis_wings]

Wait. But. But. If you're a ephebophile... Where does that leave meeeee? *cries* You. You're not attracted to old bumpkin women, noooes. T.T

...Wait. I guess I count as one of those, huh. XD;;;; Oh dear.

*cough* Anyway. Yeah, I figured it might be swimmer's ear. Had it a million times over the years and it's no fun. *pets* I sowrry.

...Flashmob? XD;

[arks]

ME TOO. Dammit. Although I WAS part of the NYC annual pillowfight! Which... was similar, excepting that it lasted all day.

[obscured_soul]

LAWL @ ephebophile.

o_o @ Flashmob.