So, it's study day and I've got seven questions done. You know what this means. Distraction time!

Oh, lookie here... do I spy some reviews for the new Sherlock Holmes movie? Hmm, hmm.

... hmm, action heroes... hmm, Bond in wing collars... hmm, homoerotic undertones--!!!

I lol'd.

Also, this makes me sad: ... the words 'elementary my dear Watson ( Read more... )

Newsflash. According to random youtuber #935823535, I'm an ephebophile.

... ... ...

So, I'm sexually attracted to people my age? Oh. 'Kay.

Moving on from that, it looks like I have Swimmer's Ear. Sunnuva...

I WANT TO BE PART OF A FLASHMOB.

( Age old character meme )

Okay, so, last night I was stupid and volunteered for babysitting. I swear to god, I am tired of being an uncle already. Riley's cute, but fuuuuck, my brother is too stupid to be a parent.

My arm hurts.

( note to self )

itoh: So does that mean I can never ask you to be my boyfriend? *Sparkly eyes*
inexplainably: No, you can't.
inexplainably: ... I wanna date women.
itoh: .... not femmy males?
inexplainably: nope~
inexplainably: Unless they're transwomen.
itoh: You're biased.
inexplainably: XD I'm feeling marginally heterosexual, correct.

Cheese: I LIKE RICKROLLING!

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

So, I'm re-reading GetBackers out of boredom, and this idea suddenly occurred to me...

WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE IN MUGENJOU GO ALL MAGNETO AND WEAR HELMETS THAT KEEP THOSE ELECTROWHATSIT WAVES AWAY?

... seriously i am a fucking GENIUS.

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otohsan: I'LL MAKE A BABY ON MY OWN, THEN.
otohsan: TT_TT
reptilian_rage: ..
otohsan: -asexually reproduces.- o_O
reptilian_rage: OH GOD, I'LL MAKE A BABY WITH YOU. |:
otohsan: REALLY? *O*
reptilian_rage: sure.

MAH CHILLUNS. COME TO ME.

EDIT: ( AND HERE THEY ARE... [image heavy] )

Health authorities are investigating how a surgeon accidentally operated on the wrong knee of a patient at The Miriam Hospital in Providence...

"Which leg was it again? Oh, who cares. 50/50 chance."

IN OTHER NEWS, I have a weird headache. Oh well, time to go stare at another glaring screen.