My girlfriend fired me today…

[otherdarkmeat]

I woke up this morning to find an envelope on the pillow where I had expected to find my girlfriend's head resting. I picked it up and realized that it was addressed to me. I figured my girlfriend just left a list of chores and some groceries she wanted to pick up from the store. I was quite surprised by what I found instead, the envelope

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Your live journal

[anonymous]

Brilliant, Mike. What more can I say? Absolutely brilliant.

-Heather

[layer]

your secrets are no longer safe.

- lauren

[layer]

and yes, that means i've friended you (not to be confused with frienstering you, but then, you already knew that).

[otherdarkmeat]

Ha! You made my search effortless by coming to me! I will now be invading your personal on a daily basis (It's my morning ritual to read through LJs and forums).

As you can see, this particular LJ is very rare updated. Now that I have an audience, I'll have to work on upping the frequency. As a matter of fact, I see a good deal of potential material sprouting from the NaNo group.

-Mike B.

[layer]

yes well, this only the nano journal... you're gonna have to look a lot harder if you want to get the juicy stuff.

yes, you must update more. entertain me.

nano material. hah! i woke up this morning with a whole new novel idea just based on the last two weeks. man i could crank that mother out in no time.

[saadiira]

Ok, that was just bloody brilliant.

-Dira-

[otherdarkmeat]

Thank you kindly. I take that as a high compliment considering the source.

Now, I just need to regain my (absurd) muse and make more entries.

-Mike B.