FUCK.

This is gonna be a bad day.

IT DOESN'T HELP THAT I'M BLEEDING EVERYWHERE.

BTW, THANKS FOR THAT, JEANE.

[ooc: all day truth day for travis touchdown. \o\]

( locked from Jeane )

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Dear Scientists,

FUCK YOU, WRONG JEANE.

I HOPE YOU GET FUCKED WITH SOMETHING HARD AND SANDPAPERY.

No fucking love,
Travis

Now to find that Nightmare fucker. Let's tango, dreamboy.

RE: This Nightmare fucknut.

GOSH. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU GUYS NEED TO GET RID OF HIM.

WITH LIKE.

AN ASSASSIN or some shit ( Read more... )

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ROBOTS ARE A TOOL FOR MANKIND

WELL FUCK

I missed everything by sleeping so damned long.

FFFFFFFUUUUUUCK

Oh well.

--Shit. Hey. Where'd the Cheshire Cat go?
DAMN IT NO.
WHY DID YOU TAKE THE CAT?! YOU FUCKING FUCKER SCIENTISTS

Just give me Jeane already and I'm good, all right? Sweet deal? I'm not even that pissed that I can't do any of my abilities here. Just give me my ( Read more... )

First my shoes, now my MOTHERFUCKING PANTS.

GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHITLINGS

EDIT: DISREGARD MY PREVIOUS ANNOUNCEMENT OF NUDITY. I found a shower curtain. It'll do until I get my FUCKING PANTS BACK. What the hell, are those ducks on the curtain.

Where the FUCK are my shoes?

I SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON THOSE FUCKERS!

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY LAWNS I HAD TO MOW DOWN FOR THOSE?!

Heads are gonna fuckin' roll.

Hey, Mr. Sir Henry Motherfuckin' SPOILER, this is your fault, ain't it?