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[otafucku]

Dear Scientists,

FUCK YOU, WRONG JEANE.

I HOPE YOU GET FUCKED WITH SOMETHING HARD AND SANDPAPERY.

No fucking love,
Travis

Now to find that Nightmare fucker. Let's tango, dreamboy.

Comments

[kindakidnapped]

You're going to confront him?

[otafucku]

That's the plan. I'm in a bad mood and ready to beat something senseless.

[kindakidnapped]

I see... do be careful, Travis.

[otafucku]

Thanks, Princess. I'll come back in one piece.

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[1truthprevails]

...

[otafucku]

The fuck is with the silent treatment?

You got something to say?

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[1truthprevails]

Should you really be going alone? Everyone else who did that died.

[otafucku]

I'm not everyone else, and I'm pissed off. I won't die.

[lolplottwist]

I wasn't aware there was more than one.

[otafucku]

I named my cat after you, snookums.

[lolplottwist]

How sweet.

I named my goldfish after you. It died.

[otafucku]

Yeah, but she's nothing like you. She's sweet and cuddly and the most adorable thing in existence.

I'm touched, really.

[standsonhands]

Yeah, you get him!

[otafucku]

Fuck yeah I will.

[standsonhands]

Kick his butt extra hard for me, okay?

[otafucku]

You got it, cutie.

[followvoices]

Trouble?

[otafucku]

Yeah. Not the kind I like, either.

[followvoices]

something bad.

[otafucku]

Yeah, kind of. I hate complications, but it's complicated.