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[osu_kasanoda]

Our last Captain was a dick--this one...is ok.

She makes good food...I guess, as long as I don't have to work with anymore monsters, I could care less. Those things are scaring the SHIT outta me, I swear--he says he eats cookies, but I ain't convinced!

Also, whoever keeps spamming my inbox with stuff about Viagra: STOP TRYIN' TO MESS WITH ME

Comments

[friendlypirate]

What is 'viagra'?

[mikanhorizon]

Probably something to do with those pictures that got taken of him.

[friendlypirate]

Something to do with the pictures of himself?

[mikanhorizon]

Yeah, there were some tourists or something. He got really mad!!

[mikanhorizon]

You're on a new ship?? Which one? Did you ever get to fight a sea king?

[osu_kasanoda]

The Sweet Death...WHY WOULD I STILL WANT TO FIGHT ONE OF THOSE THINGS?!

[mikanhorizon]

BECAUSE THEY'RE REALLY AWESOME!!!!

[osu_kasanoda]

BECAUSE IT'LL EAT ME!

I THOUGHT WE--

[somodest]

Perhaps they think you need a little help in that department~?

[osu_kasanoda]

T-THAT AIN'T F-FUNNY!

THEY'RE JUST TRYIN TO MESS WITH ME!

[indenturedhost]

I'm glad you're all right, Bossanova-kun. No one told me what happened to you.

[osu_kasanoda]

F-Fujioka!

[osu_kasanoda]

I-I'm doin' alright.

I got picked up by a crew, so I'm...uhh doin' work.

[mewantscookie]

Yes, me eats cookies! Me don't see why is mister's problems with good cookies!! If you don't likes cookies you gives them to me because me eats them ALL!!!

[osu_kasanoda]

EAT ALL THE COOKIES YOU WANT THEN--JUST DON'T EAT ME!

[mewantscookie]

Me, eat you?? No!

... are you cookies?