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[osu_kasanoda]

Our last Captain was a dick--this one...is ok.

She makes good food...I guess, as long as I don't have to work with anymore monsters, I could care less. Those things are scaring the SHIT outta me, I swear--he says he eats cookies, but I ain't convinced!

Also, whoever keeps spamming my inbox with stuff about Viagra: STOP TRYIN' TO MESS WITH ME

Comments

[friendlypirate]

What is 'viagra'?

[mikanhorizon]

Probably something to do with those pictures that got taken of him.

[friendlypirate]

Something to do with the pictures of himself?

[mikanhorizon]

Yeah, there were some tourists or something. He got really mad!!

[friendlypirate]

Oh, I remember him speaking of that. I'm wondering what Viagra has to do with that though.

[mikanhorizon]

Hmm... I wonder if we can find that picture on the internet!

[osu_kasanoda]

S-STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!

D-DON'T LOOK FOR IT!

[mikanhorizon]

Ehhh? If you don't want us to look for it, maybe you should just show us!!

[osu_kasanoda]

NO.

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

IT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION.

[mikanhorizon]

Okay, then we'll go look for it! Man, I'm really curious what it looks like!

[osu_kasanoda]

NO!

DON'T DO IT!

[mikanhorizon]

We found it!

[osu_kasanoda]

: D-DELETE IT NOW!

I'M BEGGING YOU, PLEASE!

[mikanhorizon]

Eh? Why do you hate it so much?

[osu_kasanoda]

B-BECAUSE, GIRLS AIN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT KIND OF STUFF OF MINE'S!

[mikanhorizon]

Why?