Eru gave me some, uh, merbeasties. Because he was worried I might get lonely, being a purposeless Maia who sits on his wife's island practicing guitar and being pretty all day.

I named them Winkin, Blinkin and Nod.

Then I swam to Númenor and had coffee.

Shhh. It's a secret.

I'll just sit on this island until Uinen remembers me.

(not like i have a choice)

Ulmo didn't give me a present. I am a bad bad fucked-up former Maia.

:(

Okay, so I'm back.

Sorry for indirectly ending the world and stuff.

Again.

*cough*

Anyways, after talking with Beren breifly on the phone, we agreed that we want to get the band back together. Since Galadhon has gone on to do other stuff, we need a new drummer. Any volunteers?

((This is the end of the plot. My apologies to those who didn't enjoy last night's activities. All will now be set right ( Read more... )

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AAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

That's right, fuckers.

Here it comes...Three... two... one ( Read more... )

HEY ( Read more... )

o.o

Where did Uinen go?

...

I just realized that it's usually her who asks that question.

I'm bored.

Hmm.

*gives the oliphaunt a giant, oliphaunt-sized keyboard to type on*