poor Pats.

Hey everyone!
I feel down the stairs, spilled water on my phone and then dropped it.

And, strangely, it died.

Can you all email me with your phone numbers please?

adavis3@email.smith.edu

OR

osonegone@aol.com

thanks!

I have no balls.

What should I wear to faculty tea? My boyfriend isn't coming so I guess it doesn't really matter.

I got 500 condoms in the mail today!

Send me your address and I MAY send you a condom.

Some stupid girl said this today:

"I love my stool! It's so soft!"

Hello again LJ,
Today i bought a pretty pink case for my iPizzle. Fuck yes.
Love
Andria

Damndamndamn. And this is when i realize that I love my job and wish that two months of it wernt wasted on that fuckstick tammy. MEH.

So a lot has happened in the past week. I had my wisdom teeth removed. Bobby fired Tammy and everything is back to normal at work except it's not because Andrea and I are the only head waitresses. Meh or what? But that's cool cause we get to have happy hour after work. I had my license suspended, revoked and reinstated. That's a long story. I don't ( Read more... )

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