hi, i'm here to collect the dead squirrels from your roof.

[orwellian_trash]

So hello. I've not posted in a long time and I guess this is my fault. If you've been eagerly waiting on tenterhooks for a new update, checking back every day then I'm sorry. If, as is more likely, you're now thinking "Oh yeah, that guy. I'd forgotten about him" then hello again! I would offer you a handshake but this is impractical over the

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[hokeysmoke]

I, for one, am glad to see you've finally gathered up the will to post something. Some of us have been a bit... concerned... about your absence. Yes, twitter is much easier, but it's like going to a dinner and only eating the appetizer while everyone else gets the whole meal. Of course, sometimes that's all you want.

I hope you find yourself feeling better soon.

[orwellian_trash]

Yeah, but your posts are like a drop of gold falling from the sky into a marble bowl. They happen infrequently but when they do, they're beautiful.

[feikusa]

Oh yeah, that guy. I'd forgotten about him.

[hazeltea]

I've been feeling the same way abouyt actual irl interaction. Still, always nice to have you back!

[juanoclock]

Very good.

I know what you mean about one-liners. Facebook gives me one-liner Tourettes. Twitter must be like one-liner Tourettes on crack.