more of this sort of thing

[orwellian_trash]

I think I caught some virus last week because I began to feel a bit ropey but not too unwell. I went to see a movie last Tuesday and felt like I pissed off the entire theatre with my hacking cough (although there were only about eight people there and it was only Scott Pilgrim so, fuck it, it's not like I was ruining anything good.). Continued to

Comments

[mrmikeyman]

You're so brave! The whole world must know of your fight! We must hold a telethon in your honor! We can have both Jerry Lewis and Sally Strothers co-host! With special guest reports from Fran Drescher and Oprah!

[bunglevolante]

Fran Drescher and Oprah? This guy is a fighter, at least give him non irritating star power!

[mrmikeyman]

Okay, Rosie O'Donnell and Barbara Walters?

[bunglevolante]

You're such a sadist. What did sweet baby James ever do to you?

[uniquelyevil]

Awww! I'm sorry you're feeling so incredibly shittastic. ;__;

Get better soon, okay?