Comments | orwellian_trash: LHC I am disappoint.

orwellian_trash

LHC I am disappoint.

Mar 10, 2010 01:55

Large Hadron Collider to shut down for a yearYes, once again everyone's favourite malfunctioning instant-death machine has thrown another hissy-fit and demands to go off-line for a year. Controllers at CERN's headquarters in Geneva are reported to have tried ctrl+alt+del, opening task-manager, disabling Norton Anti-Matter and then frustratedly ( Read more... )

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hazeltea March 10 2010, 02:10:24 UTC

i accidentally time and space.

orwellian_trash March 10 2010, 02:11:28 UTC

Is this b-

mrmikeyman March 10 2010, 04:23:33 UTC

I fucking lost it at Norton Anti Matter, and it was all downhill from there.

You really should consider a career as a writer for the BBC.

orwellian_trash March 10 2010, 11:07:29 UTC

DON'T SPEND MILLIONS ON LARGE HADRON COLLIDERS, LEARN THE ONE SIMPLE TRICK FOR MAKING HIGGS-BOSONS AT HOME - DISCOVERED BY A MOM!

tired_spirit March 10 2010, 20:31:09 UTC

I notice in the former of your two earlier posts that you said they would need to turn it off and turn it on again... seems like they've wasted a few months getting to a conclusion you reached a while ago.

Clearly you should be in charge of everything.

meggypeggy1 March 11 2010, 02:08:34 UTC

I thought Norton Anti-matter was brilliant. Also, Tesco value twinblade razors 25p for 10.

orwellian_trash March 11 2010, 02:44:57 UTC

Argh, see, 25p for 10...? I can't help but think WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM? Will I accidentally cut my face off? Gillette razors are like Fisher Price toys insofar that its difficult to cut yourself.

meggypeggy1 March 11 2010, 02:49:08 UTC

I don't know how they are for faces, but they work fine for legs and other areas.

LMAO georgiarepublic March 15 2010, 06:42:31 UTC

I could see all of these post being put together into a great read for physicist who are sitting around bored, waiting for this contrivance to actually work. Wonder if you could get a grant?