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An amusing email exchange between me & Donkey Boy today
Me: I'm a little bummed. I had this plan to ask Mr. X out for a drink after work and now he's not here today. CRAP!
Donkey Boy: Sorry Mr. X isn't there today. There's always next Friday!!
Me: Yes, there is always next Friday for asking Mr. X out. But I want to get to him before he forgets how sexy, charming and vivacious I was on my birthday. Maybe ( Read more... ) -
Look! It's a post!
OK, so it's only a test-y post. But it counts, right?
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This is totally and completely wrong.
Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez calls George W. Bush "the devil".
So wrong.
Everyone knows Dick Cheney is the Devil. -
An oldie but a baddie
A joke found on an HR bulletin board:
The dinner plate for the evening [at a Republican fundraiser] will be chicken. It is called "the Hilary special".
Two small breasts and two fat thighs.Oh, how very droll, right? Aside from bashing Hil (who I like, although I do have some issues with her) what bothers me here is that instead of bashing her on ( Read more... ) -
Eating Mofo
I’m having a really hard time today. Work is so stressful that I want to eat and eat and eat, and I’m hungry too, which just makes it worse. The problem is that I don’t trust that I’m really hungry, even though I can feel that emptiness in my stomach. And I want to eat for the wrong reasons, not because it’s lunch time. When I picture myself ( Read more... )
