just as an example

[ormery]

It occurs to me that the reason I do not have a job yet is that, when I am giving someone my CV and they say:

would you prefer a full-time or part-time position?

and I say:

either, I am flexible

I sometimes cannot stop myself from going on to add:

like a serpent

but with hands

Comments

[jamaillith]

did you do jazz hands as you said it?

[ormery]

Depressingly, yes.

[jamaillith]

I would have done the exact same thing. today at work I tried to start a conversation about the guy who invented staples and whether he's still living off the staple money and what if he has a house made of staples and nobody else joined in. :|

[ormery]

I

I love you

We should work in the same place, I think.

I would participate in staple conversations.

I can use a stapler, you see

because unlike the average serpent

I have hands.

[universejuice]

what

if I had a job and hired people into it

and one of them wrote that stuff I would hire them so fast

clearly you didn't want to work there anyway

[maiiau]

I would hire you immediately

in fact I am going to hire you right now

even though I lack the ability to hire anyone

[warwolves]

YOU'RE HIRED. YOU START WORK TOMORROW.

[ormery]

SWEET WHAT DO I GOTTA DO

[warwolves]

WELL YOU SEE THE BUILDING HAS A MOUSE PROBLEM, SO WE EXPECT YOU TO TAKE CARE OF IT. YOUR OFFICE IS THIS WICKER BASKET. MUSIC IS PROVIDED.

[ormery]

SPLENDID

THIS IS EXACTLY MY AREA OF EXPERTISE

DO I NEED TO PROVIDE MY OWN SCRAPER