just as an example

[ormery]

It occurs to me that the reason I do not have a job yet is that, when I am giving someone my CV and they say:

would you prefer a full-time or part-time position?

and I say:

either, I am flexible

I sometimes cannot stop myself from going on to add:

like a serpent

but with hands

Comments

[jamaillith]

did you do jazz hands as you said it?

[ormery]

Depressingly, yes.

[jamaillith]

I would have done the exact same thing. today at work I tried to start a conversation about the guy who invented staples and whether he's still living off the staple money and what if he has a house made of staples and nobody else joined in. :|

[ormery]

I

I love you

We should work in the same place, I think.

I would participate in staple conversations.

I can use a stapler, you see

because unlike the average serpent

I have hands.

[jamaillith]

WE TOTALLY SHOULD

someday we will have our own comic book hous and we will talk about staples all day and it will be fucking glorious.

Also, are the other serpents jealous of your hands? Do they make you open all the jars of pickled onions that they can't open because they don't have hands?

[ormery]

YES I propose a team of super heroes with powers all involving staples.

no what are you talking about

serpents hate pickled onions