just as an example

[ormery]

It occurs to me that the reason I do not have a job yet is that, when I am giving someone my CV and they say:

would you prefer a full-time or part-time position?

and I say:

either, I am flexible

I sometimes cannot stop myself from going on to add:

like a serpent

but with hands

Comments

[purapea]

...derp

[noelleno]

Where I'm from I feel like that'd get you hired on the spot.

[ormery]

I WISH :(

[noelleno]

YOUR CLEVERNESS IS NOT APPRECIATED OVER THERE
COME TO MICHIGAN: WE'RE BRIBING HOLLYWOOD FOR FILM JOBS?

[twigcollins]

You too? Boston is hip deep in film crews and giant lighting systems that cost more than my annual income + all of my organs.

[deltashade]

Yeah, I'd hire you immediately if you did that.

[twigcollins]

I wish I could find a link to Ernest Cline's spoken-word about job interviews. By the end of it, he's listing "I am the one the legends spoke of" under job qualifications.

Also that he can use obsequious and ubiquitous correctly in a sentence. (Did I spell those right, LJ spell-check, or do you not even recognize them as words?)

[rivercoyote]

It's better than "ummmmmmmmm uhhhhhhh"