Pointless Valentine's Day Advice FAQ

[origincognito]

Due to much demand of insufferable brats helpless students, I have offered them my sense of knowledge about their hopeless love lives.

Q: My boyfriend is always with his friend, who is a girl, and I don't like it. What can I do to make him stop hanging around with her and spend more time with me? A: It seems like there has been a failure to

Comments

[solitusvir]

... Conseil d'amour de Snape?

Putain de merde.

[origincognito]

Potter, if you have something to say, please do so in English.

[solitusvir]

Je ne peux pas!

[origincognito]

Hmmm...do we have to take you to Pomfrey to sort things out. Or Slughorn perhaps? I daresay this will be the one time I am actually impressed. You speak better French than English. That's saying something. *shakes head*