From what I hear, a rather scandulous event has occurred between Potter and Zabini...again. You both best stop by my office to explain yourselves as soon as possible as I don't appreciate the ruckus being made. And I wish I were deaf for once. I do not think we need any more people to be traumatized. Thank you ( Read more... )

It has been pleasantly quiet now that some students are back at home. Though I shouldn't get my hopes up as those annoying smart allecks they return to the school by tomorrow afternoon. Nevertheless, I have been able to get all my work done without interference. I really should talk to the Headmaster about the follow up on the Unbreakable Vow and ( Read more... )

This is prepostrous! Damn the world to hell!

This school is so fucked up. I am slightly traumatized by the nudity and porn some of the events that I have witnessed this past week. I need more Firewhiskey.

Potter and Zabini, I dare say we will have to converse about scheduling when detention should begin. Stop by at your convenience or you will be very sorry indeed.

ZABINI AND POTTER: TO MY OFFICE NOW! AND 50 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR AND SLYTHERIN! NO EXCEPTIONS!

I am tired of all this shit nonsense just because of people's stupidity. You better get your arses up here before I hex you both to oblivion!

What is so difficult about following instructions? Or more so, reading them in the damn textbooks. For Merlin sake's what is wrong with you people? Clearly, many of you are either stupid or are suffering from hangovers. I am hoping that this isn't because of a certain party that has been brought up frequently during class time?

Due to much demand of insufferable brats helpless students, I have offered them my sense of knowledge about their hopeless love lives.

Q: My boyfriend is always with his friend, who is a girl, and I don't like it. What can I do to make him stop hanging around with her and spend more time with me? A: It seems like there has been a failure to ( Read more... )

I think I will lock myself in my office. Should anyone need me, please notify me ahead of time with an appointment by owl. I am a very busy man, after all. This school is so going to the dogs. I think the majority of the students here are pretty messed up should get their priorities straightened out. I hate dealing with these stupid dumbshits ( Read more... )

Dear, dear. It seems like I should dock off points as I have spotted at least nine couples snogging within this castle in the span of one damn hour. Do students understand what privacy means, as I have mentioned many times before? There are some people who would like to spare their eyes from such foul gestures. PDA should be banned in this school, ( Read more... )

This week has proved to a busy one at the least. And it also seems like I am teaching a bunch of twerps who have not listened to my instructions. When I said to write an essay about wandless magic theory, that meant going in depth. You were all supposed to read the text, which many of you failed to do so. I don't need an idiot to tell me that ( Read more... )