Ch. 11 - The convenient and now travel sized Jack of Fables

[originaljackass]

[When Jack rolled out of bed this morning, he didn't merely fall a foot off his bed with a small thud. It was more like hundreds of feet on the ground, landing with a painful crunch on the ground that woke him up. His smaller size saved him from it being too painful a fall and what was broken quickly mended thanks to this extreme popularity. (It's

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[goldenglasses]

I've never seen a giant around here before, but why would you want to kill one? That doesn't sound very nice.

[originaljackass]

[This response is delayed by about ten or fifteen minutes.]

So apparently I was wrong.

[goldenglasses]

That killing isn't a good idea? [Meh, one can hope.]

[originaljackass]

What? No. There's no giants after all.

[touchofrogue]

[Rogue's on her way to the Item Shop when she notices what appears to be a can of beans walking on its own across down.

...uh-huh.]

[originaljackass]

[Pity it's kind of hard to tell where he's going. He bumps into the leg of a bench and the can of beans starts rolling. A tiny thumb-sized man goes after it, cursing at it.]

[touchofrogue]

[Not something you see every day.

Even as a mutant.

In Luceti.]

Huh.

[Just. Bending down now and stopping that can.]

[originaljackass]

[Oh, well then. He stops in front of the can, sizing her up. It's the item shop girl. Nice enough, kind of snarky, not the most social.]

... thanks. That one got away from me.

[voice]

[fierybluebird]

What are you killing random giants for? Just to be an asshole?

[Guess whose father is 20 feet tall?]

[voice]

[originaljackass]

First of all, the giant killing is off for today. Secondly, I've yet to meet a giant who didn't have it coming.

[voice]

[fierybluebird]

Live more then. There's lots of great giants. But if you're just going to kill them like a racist, you'd never know.