Ch. 11 - The convenient and now travel sized Jack of Fables

[originaljackass]

[When Jack rolled out of bed this morning, he didn't merely fall a foot off his bed with a small thud. It was more like hundreds of feet on the ground, landing with a painful crunch on the ground that woke him up. His smaller size saved him from it being too painful a fall and what was broken quickly mended thanks to this extreme popularity. (It's

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[touchofrogue]

[Rogue's on her way to the Item Shop when she notices what appears to be a can of beans walking on its own across down.

...uh-huh.]

[originaljackass]

[Pity it's kind of hard to tell where he's going. He bumps into the leg of a bench and the can of beans starts rolling. A tiny thumb-sized man goes after it, cursing at it.]

[touchofrogue]

[Not something you see every day.

Even as a mutant.

In Luceti.]

Huh.

[Just. Bending down now and stopping that can.]

[originaljackass]

[Oh, well then. He stops in front of the can, sizing her up. It's the item shop girl. Nice enough, kind of snarky, not the most social.]

... thanks. That one got away from me.

[touchofrogue]

Yeah, I can see that.

[It's hard to make out exactly who this is from all the way up there, so she hunkers down and keeps her voice low, just in case.]

What the heck are you doin'?

[originaljackass]

[He backs away instinctively. Having what seems like two hundred feet of woman suddenly lowering towards you is just a bit alarming. But he steadies himself soon after. He can handle giants.]

Taking myself dinner home.

[touchofrogue]

Uh-huh. An' just how are you plannin' on opening it?