Ch. 3 - Some questions are inevitable for Jack of Fables

[originaljackass]

[Written // Locked to men only]

We've got plenty of other hotblooded men around here, right? Sure, some of you are pretty girly looking - which is confusing, by the way. Not the point. There's a ton of babes running around here. Hotness central. Unnaturally huge knockers run rampant in this freakshow of a village. Hard for a guy like me to pick

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[lists_to_port]

Sheena? Beautiful girl. Beautiful Sheena. OH! And Nami--all tangled and salty. Very...and Mistress Raine as well, like a blessed saint. Beautiful, her. Jilly's a lovely tender soft bit of a lamb as well, isn't she? OH. And Miss Ami's lovely, very nice legs. Miss Rockbell......too violent. My Tia, a lovely tawny bit of macabre, eh? But then there's Willow of the Red Hair. I love red hair, although she likes the ladies.

Pity.

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[mikangirl]

I'd hope not. Nami, salty and tangled wench at your service.

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[originaljackass]

Technically this is a gentleman's conversation we're having. Not that I don't mind lovely company like yourself, but there's a time and a place.

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[mikangirl]

No problem. I'm just on my way out. Let me know how your little poll went later.

[And she's off. |D]

[oda_hates_me]

... Tangled and salty?

[lists_to_port]

Tangled and salty with those lovely legs wrapped round my hips, aye.

[oda_hates_me]

What bullshit are you talking about?!

Nami-san would never!

[lists_to_port]

Guess she just couldn't resist, mate. Wondered what it would be like with a real pirate, eh?

1/3

[oda_hates_me]

[oda_hates_me]

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[oda_hates_me]

Naaaaami-swan~!

I have a question for you.

[Excuse him, Jack. He'll get back to you.]

[mikangirl]

[Did someone call? |D]

Shoot.

[oda_hates_me]

[Proof that Sanji doesn't give a rat's ass about the all boy's club.

Have a journal, Nami-san]

I doubt you'd like this shithead spreading lies about you, Nami-san?

1/?

[mikangirl]

[Oh hey, a journal. ... and a question. Oh well. She's on this list somewhere she bets, let's see...]

[mikangirl]

[Aha! Knew it. Tangled and sal--]

[mikangirl]

[--what.]