Ch. 3 - Some questions are inevitable for Jack of Fables

[originaljackass]

[Written // Locked to men only]

We've got plenty of other hotblooded men around here, right? Sure, some of you are pretty girly looking - which is confusing, by the way. Not the point. There's a ton of babes running around here. Hotness central. Unnaturally huge knockers run rampant in this freakshow of a village. Hard for a guy like me to pick

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[lists_to_port]

Sheena? Beautiful girl. Beautiful Sheena. OH! And Nami--all tangled and salty. Very...and Mistress Raine as well, like a blessed saint. Beautiful, her. Jilly's a lovely tender soft bit of a lamb as well, isn't she? OH. And Miss Ami's lovely, very nice legs. Miss Rockbell......too violent. My Tia, a lovely tawny bit of macabre, eh? But then there's Willow of the Red Hair. I love red hair, although she likes the ladies.

Pity.

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Aye, or......aye.

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[originaljackass]

You know what I'm talking about, right?

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[lists_to_port]

'Course I do, lad. I was just recallin' that one time with Lian and Park---twins, you know. Singapore.

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[originaljackass]

I was shooting to go for three sisters at once.

[Plan derailed. How? He found out they were his step-sisters.]

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[lists_to_port]

Shooting for that, were you? I think you'd need a bigger gun, mate.

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[mikangirl]

[Sup, Asshole Jack #2. There is a woman all up in your post.]

Alas, poor Captain Sparrow is delusional. I think the fact I probably fell out of nowhere onto his head has given him brain damage.

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[lists_to_port]

Catch a falling star, I did. Right in me hammock.

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[mikangirl]

Right while you were having guests, too.

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[lists_to_port]

Ah. Awkward, that.

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[mikangirl]

I'll just hand this back now. Need to go next door and get Buffy's clothes back to her. Hope she's not disappointed she wasn't on your list.

[Ta ta!]

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[originaljackass]

Be sure to tell Buffy she's in my Top Five.

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[mikangirl]

[Done. |Db]

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[DEAD. SILENCE.]

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[originaljackass]

[How the hell did she get in here? That filter was perfect. he checked it a dozen times!]

... you're not very manly.