PotC Drabble - Mop-wig

[order_of_chaos]

Title: Mop-wig
Author: order_of_chaos
Rating: G
Characters: James, Sophie (his wig), implied Sparrow.
AN: Set (very) loosely in the same universe as Blue Eyes and Dirt, again during DMC.

Comments

[txorakeriak]

You are so much love. ♥

[order_of_chaos]

*beams* Thank you!

[sparrbecuecook]

Oh, that's fun. Whom DID she bite? (And which bodypart?) Er, and how did she bite, I mean, she doesn't have teeth, does she?

[order_of_chaos]

Glad you liked it!!

Whom DID she bite?
*grins* That would be the "implied Sparrow" in the list of characters.

And which bodypart?
I am so not saying. Something appropriately painful, of course, but not so painful as to rule out all chance of future Sparrington.

Er, and how did she bite, I mean, she doesn't have teeth, does she?
She has eyes, which rules out her being a normal wig right there. My instinctive assumption is that she has teeth when she wishes to have teeth.

[sparrbecuecook]

I can't say I'd be comfortable with Jamie wearing something on his head that has teeth.
On the other hand, it makes sense, what with her overall abilities, and I did feel sorry for her misuse as a mop all along.

My wig-attack of choice would however be static electricity, leaving a slightly charred Sparrow. A creature consisting of hair should be good at that.

[order_of_chaos]

I can safely say that she'd never have teeth while James was wearing her - when he wasn't is quite another matter.
And static electricity - could really mess Sparrow's hair up, on top of the charring. He'd hate it.

[arabwel]

Pooe Sophie... *grin*

I wonder how james will react when he sees the bite marks on jack's arse? :P

[order_of_chaos]

*grins*

"You know, Sparrow," James says darkly, tracing the bite mark lightly with one finger. "I don't think Sophie bit you nearly hard enough."

[arabwel]

*giggle*

"Going to out-do her, luv?"

[order_of_chaos]

*laughs* "Not at all, Sparrow. You'd probably enjoy it, and that would never do. This is supposed to e a punishment.

[reina_isabella]

That's just fantastic.

[order_of_chaos]

*smiles* I'm glad you liked it!

[pearly_dreams]

*loves the wig fic*

Poor Sophie. She had such a rough time in DMC.

[order_of_chaos]

Glad you liked!

She really did. Absolutely not fair - I felt a bit of revenge was in order :D

[pearly_dreams]

Did she get to bite Jack? *g*

[order_of_chaos]

But of course :P