I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack ( Read more... )

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile ( Read more... )

Canadian Thanksgiving=fabulous in every way
Yay for Canadian and American gluttony!

It's nice out
Life is good

Happy Birthday Marcia!!!!!!!!!

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose"-Dennis Miller ( Read more... )

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I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.-Jim Loy

I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on.-Josephine Baker


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~Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all.
-Johnny Depp

Happy Feet starring dancing penguins beat James Bond at the box office Sunday only a month after Dancing with the Stars beat the World Series. Last night Hugo Chavez vowed to defeat America. He signed his entire army up for Cha Cha lessons.
- Argus Hamilton