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Ugh. So today when I woke up, I tottered off to the bathroom - only to open my eyes 5 seconds later and find myself lying on the floor, with no recollection of the journey to the floor (or even closing my eyes for that matter).

The odd thing is, my first thought was that I'd been sleeping on the floor. Because in fact, I didn't even remember that ( Read more... )

omfg. just. lol. This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. If anyone has read this before and never told me about it I hate you so much.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA:

The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:

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So I had the time of my life today.

Braving the stale air, clawing my way through a mass of old clothes comparable to the size of the Pacific Ocean, plunging my hands into an abyss, which for some rather-be-left-unsaid reason contained old food crumbs, tuna cans, residue of blu-tack and undoubtably some yet-to-show-itself mould and rat skeletons. ( Read more... )