Something I have just discovered: A Large t-shirt from the Boy's department is roughly the same size as a Large from the Ladies' department. How have I gone so long without knowing this? I've stumbled into a whole new world of crazy stupid shirts! Exclamation point ( Read more... )

Steve Oedekerk at age 30: A pretty ordinary looking dude.

Steve Oedekerk at age 45: A damn monster.

...wow.

No real content here, I just wanted an excuse to use this icon Lee made for me.

Remember, boys and girls: For the rest of the day, whenever someone says "Sharn", scream real loud!

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Normally, it grosses me the hell out when middle aged customers hit on me, but this one was hilarious ( Read more... )

You know how Screech Dustin Diamond is a regular on those "Where Are They Now?"-type shows? You know how they usually mention his career in stand-up comedy? I saw him in action last night. I even got my picture taken with him...Check it out:


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Is it sick that I read headlines about Israel's Prime Minister and pretend they're about me?

... Because he's in the news a lot right now, and headlines like "Sharon moves left hand, Doctors optimistic" make me chuckle.

Dear people who put confetti and glitter and crap in envelopes with cards:

STOP DOING THAT!

No love,
Sharn

Slow Wave made a comic out of one of my stupid dreams. Check it out!

Google "failure", then click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

Hee!