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opheliaballard

Diary Entry 4

May 06, 2006 20:39

Diary Entry for Saturday, October 8th.

Diary DEAR! light of mine eyes, ears, mouth etc,

Well what a pleasant week. That's the word for it. Pleasant. Hung about the Owlery for far longer than should be healthy. Really THOSE BIRDS ARE MAD. What with their molting and DROPPINGS I am shocked at the upkeep really and they're not even FRIENDLY. Full up ( Read more... )

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family_mcfinn May 7 2006, 05:17:54 UTC

The birds were fine before you and your carrots ventured in.

opheliaballard May 7 2006, 05:21:41 UTC

I don't have carrots young McFinn. Don't you have a rocker you can busy yourself with being OFF OF? EHHHH?

family_mcfinn May 7 2006, 05:23:14 UTC

NO, FRESH OUT OF ROCKERS! MINE TOOK OFF WHEN YOU WENT ABOUT, SMELLIN' OF CARROTS N' SCARIN OFF THE BIRDS AND HONESTLY, MY ROCKER WAS LIKE 'Dear, I must be going. I'm terrified that the Mallard girl might sit on me' AND BLEEDIN' TOOK OFF!!

opheliaballard May 7 2006, 05:26:39 UTC

You bleeding Gryffs and your rockers. Really.

And your VEGETABLES and inability to SPELL CORRECTLY what? Have you SCURVY or something? GO EAT AN ONION!

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