Online Personals

[open_third_eye]

Aspen and I searched through tons of personals today. Why? Because it's the funniest things on the net. I've noticed something though, it's always the real fat girls who are the bitches. They are also the ones whos profiles make no sense, here's an example

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[_loveyoubecause]

HAH; I almost peed myself when I read that.
Wow, there are so many pathetic lifeforms on this earth.
I'm going to go slit my wrists now; bye!
<3

[open_third_eye]

My other favorite was

Im a wickan and do mAgIcK people talk shit but i put spells on dems bitches

bet she smells like cantalope

[_loveyoubecause]

OhmyfuckingGOD.
She has the IQ of a soggy cardboard box.
I. will. fucking. kill. her.
Awesome <3

jesus titty-fucking christ

[anonymous]

>i need a man who know what i be about?

I know what you be about. You be about murdering the English language. What middle school did you drop out of?

>i aint fontin ithediva an allthat so holla backat a chicka yo?

I guess I'd have to holler back at you. I doubt you can read since you sho' as hell can't write.

Wurd to ya mother

Re: jesus titty-fucking christ

[the_hueman]

sorry about the anonymous post. My settings got altered a few days ago and I'm not automatically signing in. I need to fix that.

Re: jesus titty-fucking christ

[open_third_eye]

all is forgiven, fo-shizzle