NY Post Shades the Fuck out of Dorito & Juicy Joe 2.0

[fenchurchly]

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[truest_x]

the last NYC episode was so boring, i couldn't care less about dorinda, her boyfriend or that ghoul carole. i need more of sonja acting a mess and ramona reconciling with mario.

[musicnextdoor]

http://jezebel.com/hi-no-dorindas-gross-boyfriend-is-not-the-breakout-st-1706997679

That’s right. The Post is trying to tell us that John Mahdessian-dry cleaning entrepreneur, boyfriend to new Real Housewives castmember Dorinda, reanimated meatball (I’m sorry!)-is the new “breakout star” of The Real Housewives of New York City.

Counterpoint: No, he isn’t.

[fenchurchly]

I feel like they read a different article than I did because I took it like the Post was in on the joke. I mean...

'“It really doesn’t do anything for me because when I go to the Met Gala, the richest, most prominent people recognize me,” says Mahdessian, who keeps a pack of Marlboro Lights within reach."

Is kind of a great takedown, imho.

[musicnextdoor]

The Post insulted him a lot; it seems like all Jezabel needed to run that response was the headline.

[kapuki234]

lbr no one in jezebel reads

[kapuki234]

he looks like that droopy dog from those yogi bear cartoons cept fatter and sweatier

[kapuki234]

also what sort of asshole would pass a wall street job to be a dry cleaner

[not_kosher]

anyone who doesn't want to work a crappy wall-street job?