NY Post Shades the Fuck out of Dorito & Juicy Joe 2.0

[fenchurchly]

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[musicnextdoor]

http://jezebel.com/hi-no-dorindas-gross-boyfriend-is-not-the-breakout-st-1706997679

That’s right. The Post is trying to tell us that John Mahdessian-dry cleaning entrepreneur, boyfriend to new Real Housewives castmember Dorinda, reanimated meatball (I’m sorry!)-is the new “breakout star” of The Real Housewives of New York City.

Counterpoint: No, he isn’t.

[fenchurchly]

I feel like they read a different article than I did because I took it like the Post was in on the joke. I mean...

'“It really doesn’t do anything for me because when I go to the Met Gala, the richest, most prominent people recognize me,” says Mahdessian, who keeps a pack of Marlboro Lights within reach."

Is kind of a great takedown, imho.

[musicnextdoor]

The Post insulted him a lot; it seems like all Jezabel needed to run that response was the headline.

[kapuki234]

lbr no one in jezebel reads

[musicnextdoor]

The less time wasted reading, the faster you can write something indignant and sassy.

For instance, I have no idea what your comment said.