Original Post: A RHOBH Wish List

Mar 19, 2015 16:39

The time of contract negotiations is upon us and once again Andy Cohen needs our help before he fucks up our favorite city. These are a few of my requests.

Some (wo)men see things as they are and ask why? I dream of things that never were and say, why not?

Who Should Be Fired:

Lisa Vanderpump- With Vanderpump Rules and RHOBH there is just too ( Read more... )

brandi, andy cohen, bring back jill zarin!, brandi is a racist bitch with no man, brandi is a thug, go the fuck away, bh, yolanda has lyme brain lol!, real housewives of beverly hills, eileen davidson, bye bitch, fuck you kyle, bring back camille, yolanda is a maid, kyle is an awful mother, bravo, andy looks like he's rough in bed, lisa vanderpump, chin implant, answer my fucking questions, alcoholic, rhobh, kim richards is fucked up in the brain, don't do drugs, yolanda sucks!, stfu kyle, gtfo, kim is crazy, andy is scrapping the bottom of the barr, fuck that puta & her ugly shoes, broke celebrities

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kim_zolciak March 20 2015, 01:37:32 UTC

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kim_zolciak March 20 2015, 01:55:42 UTC

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kim_zolciak March 20 2015, 02:11:25 UTC
Texas should've been one of the first places that Andy/Bravo looked for a Real Housewives show.

there are so many millionaires/billionaires there it's crazy. but tbh most of them wouldn't want cameras/media prying into their lives so they'd never go for it.

i know the Style network had Big Rich Texas, but that kinda sucked.

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musicnextdoor March 20 2015, 02:23:51 UTC

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fenchurchly March 20 2015, 02:24:54 UTC
Apparently they tried but couldn't find the right cast : /.

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kapuki234 March 20 2015, 02:22:01 UTC
i disagree with everything in this post except firing kim richards and shoving carole of a cliff.

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affliction March 22 2015, 17:04:01 UTC
camille

#BRING CAMILLE BACK

i miss that fab bitch so much it's ridiculous

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musicnextdoor March 20 2015, 02:22:49 UTC
BH: The less we see of Yolanda, the better. If Bravo won't fire her, bumping her down to a Friend is at least a step in the right direction. I'm fine either way with Lisa V.; she's a slight, but pleasant presence on BH... she doesn't feel necessary though. Kim HAS to finally go... she's added to the show, toward the end of the season, but in a terribly negative, self-destructive way that's awful for those around her as well. I wish Brandi would go, but I wouldn't count on it ( ... )

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fenchurchly March 20 2015, 02:27:31 UTC
I think Vicki is kind of a necessary evil. I don't like her but I enjoy watching her.


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musicnextdoor March 20 2015, 02:30:09 UTC
I grumpily agree that I enjoy hate-watching her and bashing her here.

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fenchurchly March 20 2015, 02:30:10 UTC
I never realized how much I needed Shannen would be on BH until you said it. Loving that suggestion!

I want Camille and/or Adrienne to come back, at least as "Friend" status tbh.

BYE to Kim and Kyle (tho i think Lisa V. would do everything she could to keep Kyle on the show now that they are BFFs again). BYE to Brandi.

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fenchurchly March 20 2015, 02:34:59 UTC
Hmmmm. I'm not sure I'm on board with that (mostly because I want her family drama contained to RH and for it not to invade Pump Rules)

I'd also like to see Denise Richards join the cast (I think Kate Hudson is too A-listy to do the show). She has the drama with Charlie Sheen, her dad is fun (he was the best part of her one season long E! reality show) and she's already friends with the cast, Andy, and will deepthroat lollipops on camera ala the RHOC trip to Mexico where Vicki did it first.


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kim_zolciak March 20 2015, 03:27:35 UTC
i am all for Denise Richards joining if her arch-enemy Heather Locklear is also cast.

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