Original Post: A RHOBH Wish List
The time of contract negotiations is upon us and once again Andy Cohen needs our help before he fucks up our favorite city. These are a few of my requests.
Some (wo)men see things as they are and ask why? I dream of things that never were and say, why not?
Who Should Be Fired:
Lisa Vanderpump- With Vanderpump Rules and RHOBH there is just too much Lisa Vanderpump in my life. Now that we have the superior Lisa R. we don't need Pump anymore. Ken and Giggy can stay though.
Yolanda- I know she has connections but I think she's better suited for a "friend of" role. She's just too boring and she defends Brandi. She even took Brandi to get a facial. If anyone deserves to have clogged pores it's Brandi.
Kim Richards- http://bettyfordcenter.org
Who Should Be Added to the Cast:
Kate Hudson
Kate Hudson is a perfect replacement for Kim Richards. She's definitely messy but not a full-blown addict. She has an interesting dating history and I think she would get along well with the other relatively sane housewives. But why would this Hollywood heiress join Housewives? Have you heard of Kate Hudson's new workout clothes line? Of course you haven't because there is no press surrounding it. Additionally, since 2011 Kate Hudson has been in four movies, all critical flops which have collectively earned only $8 million. She needs Housewives now more than ever and we need to see a drunk Goldie Hawn giving Kate and other new cast member Stassi Schroeder dating advice.
Stassi Schroeder
Swedish Princess Stassi Schroeder has outgrown the peasants on Vanderpump Rules and now it's time for her take her rightful place on RHOBH. How amazing would it be for Lisa Vanderpump to be replaced by a former employee? And why fire Brandi when Andy can give Stassi the opportunity to destroy her? Who wouldn't want to see that?
Shannen Doherty
She's Brenda and the original Hollywood mean girl. Plus, she's had reality TV experience before. Need I say more? After a season of quietly sitting in the background Shannen could easily transform herself into the next great Real Housewives' antagonist.
The Highlight of the Season with the New Cast
Stassi dismantles Brandi at a Goldie Hawn fundraiser while Kyle and Shannen unite to become the villains we deserve, giving us a reason to hate Kyle again. It also sets up Queen Eileen, Kate, Lisa, and Stassi versus the Shannen-Kyle alliance for the next season.
A RHONY side note: For the love of God someone please fire Carole. She is so fucking useless and looks like a kicked puppy all the time. I'm sorry if I'm being harsh. I'm sorry that her husband died but Carole and her disgusting sofa need to get the fuck out of here.
source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Beautiful_Mind_(film)
What are your wish lists for any RH city? Someone mentioned a Texas oil Real Housewives series and I love that idea.
Some (wo)men see things as they are and ask why? I dream of things that never were and say, why not?
Who Should Be Fired:
Lisa Vanderpump- With Vanderpump Rules and RHOBH there is just too much Lisa Vanderpump in my life. Now that we have the superior Lisa R. we don't need Pump anymore. Ken and Giggy can stay though.
Yolanda- I know she has connections but I think she's better suited for a "friend of" role. She's just too boring and she defends Brandi. She even took Brandi to get a facial. If anyone deserves to have clogged pores it's Brandi.
Kim Richards- http://bettyfordcenter.org
Who Should Be Added to the Cast:
Kate Hudson
Kate Hudson is a perfect replacement for Kim Richards. She's definitely messy but not a full-blown addict. She has an interesting dating history and I think she would get along well with the other relatively sane housewives. But why would this Hollywood heiress join Housewives? Have you heard of Kate Hudson's new workout clothes line? Of course you haven't because there is no press surrounding it. Additionally, since 2011 Kate Hudson has been in four movies, all critical flops which have collectively earned only $8 million. She needs Housewives now more than ever and we need to see a drunk Goldie Hawn giving Kate and other new cast member Stassi Schroeder dating advice.
Stassi Schroeder
Swedish Princess Stassi Schroeder has outgrown the peasants on Vanderpump Rules and now it's time for her take her rightful place on RHOBH. How amazing would it be for Lisa Vanderpump to be replaced by a former employee? And why fire Brandi when Andy can give Stassi the opportunity to destroy her? Who wouldn't want to see that?
Shannen Doherty
She's Brenda and the original Hollywood mean girl. Plus, she's had reality TV experience before. Need I say more? After a season of quietly sitting in the background Shannen could easily transform herself into the next great Real Housewives' antagonist.
The Highlight of the Season with the New Cast
Stassi dismantles Brandi at a Goldie Hawn fundraiser while Kyle and Shannen unite to become the villains we deserve, giving us a reason to hate Kyle again. It also sets up Queen Eileen, Kate, Lisa, and Stassi versus the Shannen-Kyle alliance for the next season.
A RHONY side note: For the love of God someone please fire Carole. She is so fucking useless and looks like a kicked puppy all the time. I'm sorry if I'm being harsh. I'm sorry that her husband died but Carole and her disgusting sofa need to get the fuck out of here.
source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Beautiful_Mind_(film)
What are your wish lists for any RH city? Someone mentioned a Texas oil Real Housewives series and I love that idea.