Vulcan Pickup Lines

[empressfunk]

I felt like this should be brought to everyone's attention, because it made me howl with laughter. I snagged it  from here and part II is apparently here:

“Cadet Uhura.”

“Yes, Professor Spock?”

“I would like to request your presence at an event I fully intend to host in the immediate, foreseeable future. A prompt R.S.V.P. would be most appreciated.”

Comments

[calumfan]

Cadet Uhura, your physical structure's secondary name must be that of a plastic bank card available for use at most establishments because your 3 dimensional object that has mass happens to be positioned everyplace that I endeavor to be located

(yeah I fail, it's supposed to be the Visa pick up line!)

[ipodsr2big]

DEAD. I AM.

I am trying to think of the Vulcan translation for "Are we at the Library? 'Cause I'm checkin' you out!" but it is too late for me to try to think of ~big words~.

[saveservo2000]

Is it possible that we are located in the central literary unit, for I believe I am putting you on loan.

That doesn't actually work
. .
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[calumfan]

Cadet Uhura, if the limb located at the lower right side of your mass was the date on which Americans typically celebrate the feast between the pilgrims and the native americans and your left limb was the birth date of the Christian's Savior, might I possibly arrive and position myself in the center?

FML, I give up!

[candidlily]

SO MANY LULZ. In my sleep-deprived state I can't come up with any right now, but I might be back.

[cleojones]

WIN. XD