Vulcan Pickup Lines

[empressfunk]

I felt like this should be brought to everyone's attention, because it made me howl with laughter. I snagged it  from here and part II is apparently here:

“Cadet Uhura.”

“Yes, Professor Spock?”

“I would like to request your presence at an event I fully intend to host in the immediate, foreseeable future. A prompt R.S.V.P. would be most appreciated.”

Comments

[sunhawk]

Yeah I read these and hurt myself, I was laughing so hard! LOL
Ummm, let me see if I can swing one...

"Cadet Uhura, if your physical being were to be compared to that of an Earth automobile, I would be the first to compliment you on the number of miscellaneous items stored in the rear compartment of said vehicle."

Y/N?

[empressfunk]

Y! Because I lol'd.

[sunhawk]

Excellent :>

[omacproj]

lol, that actually took me awhile :D

only Spock would be familiar with the term "junk in the trunk" and would translate it to suit his needs XD

[saveservo2000]

Oh yeah and "Cadet Uhura, you would take caution to notice that I bear a character resemblance to 20th century animated entertainment icon Fred Flintstone, for I am able to induce a motion of your sleeping arrangements."

[asinnerofsorts]

I think your icon may have actually murdered me

[saveservo2000]

Haha thanks, it did the same thing at ontd_ozy

[schmoosey]

I was wondering, Cadet Uhura, if I could persuade you to accept this ticket? It will grant you entrance to a display of small armaments, which happens to be taking place at this moment in the approximate region of my biceps and deltoids, with an auxillary showing in the vicinity of the tricep.

HEH

[flax]

LMFAO

[chulacabra]

I LOVE YOUR FUCKING ICON, JESUS CHRIST

[ajk]

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO.

[calumfan]

OMFG I can't take the lulz.

Oh Spock, you are such a kinky and smooth bastard

[omacproj]

"Cadet Uhura, allow me to compliment you on your choice in attire. Might I suggest improving upon it by discarding it upon my floor?"

[sunhawk]

LOL Nice!